🚨🚨 HOLD UP, PEOPLE!!! 🦾💸 It seems like Elon Musk & Co. have launched a brand new scam 😱 - I mean, “Luxe Package” for the beloved (yet often ridiculed) Cybertruck! 🤡💀 Brace yourselves for the heart-stopping price invention of this century 🚀🔥. Seriously, buying a Cyberbeast now feels like paying for a VIP ticket to a concert where all you do is watch cringey TikTok dances in the front row. 🕺💯 No cap, these guys over at Tesla are throwing more extras than a 2000s pizza commercial! 🍕😤 Developer quote leak: “We just slapped on FSD, unlimited supercharging, and our grandma’s secret recipe because why not? It’s either this or we start making Cybertrucks from cardboard boxes.” 🤖💔 Meanwhile, your wallet crying in the corner because you just went full stonks on something that’s one step above a meme car. 📉💩 And check this out: Drake is pointing left (just ‘cause) but also pointing at the price tag like, “Nah, fam, this ain't it.” 🥴💸 🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, we’ll see Cybertrucks on sale for the low price of 4 Ethereum and a signed petition for world peace 🤝✨! Sharing is caring, fam! Spread the chaos! 🤪🌌