
"Tesla Cybertruck: Now taking applications for target practice. 🔫💀 No cap, it's a vibe! 🚀😂"
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨🚨 The Tesla Cybertruck has officially become the newest target practice for the U.S. Air Force! That’s right, folks! 👀💥 Move over, Call of Duty, we’ve got IRL “CyberTarget”🎯 🔫 So, the flying toaster on wheels, a.k.a. Cybertruck has officially leveled up from “Instagram influencer vehicle” to “target with a side of irony” 🤧. I mean, can we just appreciate how this shiny, angular monstrosity somehow looks even dumber when the Air Force decides it’s the perfect stand-in for a bullseye?! 🥴🤖 *Leaked developer quotes*: “We just wanted to see if it can withstand a paintball barrage—spoiler alert: it cannot! 💀” And apparently, Air Force cadets are preparing with the same level of seriousness as a 12-year-old gaming on Fortnite: “I hope they make a YouTube video out of this! Stonks!” 📹💰 Meanwhile, Cybertruck haters are sharpening their paintball guns like they're in an Olympic event, vibing to Drake saying, "Nah." 🔥🚀 **Unhinged prediction**: In 2040, Cybertrucks will be on the cover of “How Not to Build a Car,” while hackers use their Bluetooth to turn them into remote-controlled piñatas. Can we just get a new meme format for this chaos? 🧠✨ #Thisisfine #NextLevelCrazy