🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: T-SLAUGHTER INC. STRIKES AGAIN* 🚨🚨 So, THIS dude, @bighuey313, pulls a full *I’m Not a Rapper* moment and claims his Tesla Cybertruck was *REMOTE DEACTIVATED* for being featured in a music video. 🥴 But fam, let’s be real, if you think Big Elon is zooming down the highway like “*Activate the anti-meme protocol*,” you need to touch grass! 🌱💀 In his viral video, our man is all like “Dog wtf my cybertruck just shut off on the freeway! 😡” but did anyone else hear the sound of his credibility crashing harder than an overpriced Model 3? 🚗💨💔 Also, can we talk about this cease-and-desist letter from Tesla’s vice president, *Dinna Eskin*? Sounds more like *Dinna Write Good* to me! 📝🔥 “We represent Tesla”? Excuse me, who’s writing this? The intern in their basement? 😂 And the best part? This went *hard* on BlueSky, where anti-Elon vibes are hotter than a Cybertruck in summer! ☀️🌌 In conclusion: If you’re gonna conspire against Tesla, at least make it entertaining! 🤡 So here’s my hot take: Elon’s gonna drop a Cybertruck with AI that does *the Macarena* just to show us how to cope with cringe content. This is fine. 🚀💰 #Stonks #TechDrama #MemeLordInTheMaking