🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: A Tesla vet just served us the hottest take since the last time we put pineapple on pizza 🍕😱! In a world FULL of mockups, prototypes, and "look what we can do next year" slideshows that make you wanna SLEEP, this dude said “Nah fam, let’s talk about REAL stuff!” 💀👨‍💻💥 💡 "No slides was our first rule," McNeil spilled the tea at TC All Stage in Boston. Yeah, because who needs fancy PowerPoints when you could literally touch an actual product? 🤖🧙‍♂️🤯 Meanwhile, the rest of Silicon Valley is shoveling out vaporware like it’s Black Friday and they’re at the $1 aisle. 🤑 Imagine Elon Musk watching this from his SpaceX throne, nodding like Drake in that one meme, while sipping on the tears of failed startups. “Based!” he probably whispered, knowing full well that innovation isn’t a Twitter poll. 🔥💰 But hear me out: 🚀 in 2025, we’re gonna see Tesla's *actual* levitating cars, powered by, like, your grandma’s secret spaghetti sauce or something. 🍝✨ Mark my words, folks! The next Tesla review? It’ll be a freakin’ reality show! This is the vibe we need more of, and less of that “this is fine” dog meme with the burning office. So let’s go, revolutionize or let your stock price tank! Stonks? More like *BONK* at this point! 📈💸 #TeslaFlex #RealTalk