"Tesla begging the EPA: 'Don’t ghost us on emissions!' 🚗💨 Meanwhile, Trump’s like ‘climate change? Cap or cringe?’ 💀🔥"
🚨🚗✨ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! ✨🚗🚨 So, your boy Elon Musk, king of the meme lords 👑🦸♂️, just slid into the EPA's DMs like, “Chill out, fam. Don’t roll back emissions rules.” 🔥💨 Meanwhile, Trump out here calling climate change a “con job” like it’s the hottest take since pineapple on pizza. 🍍🍕💀 Now, let’s break it down: it’s almost like watching a toddler dump glitter everywhere and then ask their momma for a clean-up kit. 💩✨ Elon’s squad spent a whopping $300 MILLION trying to mop up the mess they made trying to be eco-warriors after they accepted a side quest from Captain Capitalism himself. 😬💰 This is like the ultimate sequel of “This is Fine” but with electric cars instead of dogs. 🔥🐶 The internet's reaction? Drake’s “Nah” face 🤨 and the “Stonks” meme going through an existential crisis. 📉💩 Leaked Dev Quotes: “Elon told us he could fix it all by tweeting harder.” *cue the eye roll* 🤦♂️ *Unhinged Prediction*: I’d bet my last Chipotle burrito 🌯 that Elon’s next big project involves launching a Tesla to Mars just to escape climate change talks. 🚀💥 Get your memes ready, fam!
