🚨BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk's paycheck is about to go BERSERK! 🤯💸🔫 So, 🤔 Tesla has just dropped this wild proposal, saying, "Hey fam, how about we give Elon a whole TRILLION DOLLARS to lead our spiral into robot chaos for the next DECADE?" 💀💥💰 Like, can he even count that high? #Stonks🚀💎 As Tesla’s cars have all the stability of a Jenga tower during an earthquake, they’re ready to pivot hard toward HUMANOID ROBOTS because who needs a reliable car when you can have a futuristic abomination roll up to you like “I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOUL”? 🤖💀 #ThisIsFine Meanwhile, one "leaked" developer was overheard saying, “So like, if we throw a TRILL in Elon’s direction, he might stop buying Twitter and land on Mars or something? No cap, that's kinda based." 😂 #EpicWinning But let’s keep it real — if they think this is going to fix their EV woes, they’re gonna need to pray to the tech gods or something. 🙏⚡️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 10 years, we'll all be driving robot cars that come equipped with a subscription service for emotional support. "Your Tesla has become self-aware, and yes, it’s still judging you for that TikTok dance you tried." 💃🤖💔