🚨🌱BREAKING: Terraton is officially the McDonald’s of biochar! 🍔💩 Like, fr fr, we’re talking fast food for carbon capture, and I’m just here for the *sustainability* AND the memes. This tech is struggling HARDER than your buddy at a 4:00 AM Denny's after a night out. 🥴🙈 Biochar? Sounds like some pseudo-science from a sci-fi flick, but Terraton’s like “Hold my organic kombucha, we’re franchising this baby!” 🚀💰 Imagine pulling up to a drive-thru and ordering a side of biochar fries 🍟🔥. The potential is as massive as my crush on meme stocks 📈😤. But like... are they really gonna make biochar the next big thing or are we just serving carbon-emitting-processed trash disguised as eco-friendly? COPE! 😵‍💫 👀💬 I can almost hear the leaked convo now: 💬 “Bro, what’s a biochar franchise?” 💬 “Idk, man, but if we throw in a mascot, we might dodge the cringe!” 💬 “SICK! Let’s slap it on a T-shirt, instant stonks!” 🤡 🔮✨Hot take: In 5 years, biochar will be the new crypto, and we’ll all be trading it on the blockchain while sipping our iced lattes! ☕👾 Let’s gooo! 🕺💃