🚨🚗✨ HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🤖🔥 Say hello to Tensor, the *so-called* "next big thing" in robocars! 🤡 Imagine if your car could drive itself while you snack on organic avocado toast! 🥑💰 But wait, WHO TF is Tensor? Is this just a secret plot by AutoX to take over your driveway? 🤔👀 Rumor has it that Tensor was born in a San Jose garage, right between the ghost of Steve Jobs and a caffeine-fueled developer ⚡️💀. Yeah, they dropped a trademark like it’s hot 🔥, but their whole vibe is giving me 'we’re pretending to be Japanese while we sell you Chinese tech' feels… 🤫🤯 *cue Drake pointing meme here* “Listen, we just want to give you the first consumer-ready robocar, but please don’t ask us about AutoX or China,” said a "source" (aka my cat) when I asked them about their shady AF origins. 🤫🐱 So, the prediction? Get ready for a TikTok dance challenge featuring your new robocar in the near future… or watch the whole thing **go up in flames** like the latest tech startup flop! 🔥💀💃💥 No cap, Tensor is either going to take us to the moon or crash harder than my Wi-Fi on a Zoom call. 🌙🚀 #RobocarRevolution #Stonks #SeetheAndCope