🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Retail Armageddon Alert! 📉🔥 So, you thought online shopping was unstoppable? Wrong! Say hello to the Grinch of e-commerce: TARIFFS! 😱💸 According to *Sensor Tower* (not a cool superhero name, but we roll with it), Temu just experienced a “51% drop” in MAUs (that’s Monthly Active Users for the non-nerds) from March to June, bringing their sad little numbers down to 40.2 million. Meanwhile, Shein barely dodged a nuke with a much smaller 12% dip, now limping to 41.4 million. 🤡💀 Graphically speaking, this is a classic case of "stonks: 📉" and "this is fine" as their customers flock back to the wild, wild west of brick-and-mortar shopping! 🏬🛍️ What’s next? A Tariff Twerk Challenge? 💃💰 Guys over at Temu are probably like, “Freaking tariffs got me seething! 😤🤖” with one developer mumbling something about "user engagement... but in reverse?" 🙃💔 Hot take 🔥: By 2025, Temu and Shein will be offering exclusive *shopping experiences* (read: a bizarre scavenger hunt in the US) to cope with dwindling MAUs. They'll call it: "Tariff Trek!" Get ready for a wild ride, fam! 🚀💥