🚨📡 BREAKING: Telegram’s shortlink domain just pulled the ultimate Houdini move and came roaring back from the internet void! 🥳🔥 In a thrilling twist, CEO Pavel Durov (aka the Gandalf of Messaging) dropped a tweet saying the short links had a mini-vacation. 🏖️💀🔗 “Guys, shortlinks are literally *dead* right now. 🤷‍♂️ This is fine,” tweeted Durov, as he sipped his chai 🫖, probably while plotting his next meme-masterpiece. 📸💭 Meanwhile, users were like: Drake: “📶💔 Not my Telegram working...” Galaxy Brain: “🔗 They were too short anyway! I reposted my links the long way… no cap! 😂” Some “developer” we just made up said “I didn’t think they would *actually* go offline. I was just about to send an invite for my cat’s birthday Zoom party! 🐱🎉” But hold up, fam! This outage just proves that Telegram is living rent-free in that sweet, sweet “What if it’s down forever?” limbo. 😱🔥 So what's next? Durov takes over the world with only a shortlink to stop him? 🤖💰 Prediction: In a world where all links are dead, Telegram will release a *new* messaging feature - messages sent by pigeon 🕊️. Stonks, baby!📈💥