🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Telegram is basically taking a giant nap and YOU'RE still awake! 😱💤💻 If you’re staring at your screen like “Is it me? Am I dead?”— NOPE! It's Telegram falling asleep on the job! 🤡💬💀 Word on the street (or at least in my Discord server) is that their servers are moving slower than a dial-up connection during a Y2K panic. 😂💔📞 You might as well be sending smoke signals at this rate! "Just tried to send a meme to my friend but it took so long, I accidentally recorded an episode of my life." - *some random dev* 🤣👀 *Looks at Twitter* "Anyone else feeling like their messages are taking a vacation?" 😂✈️ This is not a drill: if your media files are loading slower than a sloth on a Sunday, just know we're all in this chaotic mess together! You’re not alone, but your messages are... 🙃🌀 Prediction: Mark my words: by the end of the week, Telegram will either be a ghost town or explode into a meme factory! 🚀💣💰 #Stonks but for memes only! So, grab your bag of popcorn 🍿 and keep refreshing like it's a TikTok dance challenge! ✨💃 #CringeAlert