📱✨ Telegram just hit us with an update that’s slicker than your mom's homemade glue! Forget iOS 26—who needs that when you can have your chat app look like it just emerged from the Matrix? 🤖💧 😎💦 Apparently, their new Liquid Glass design is here to make your chats feel like you’re sending messages on a premium yacht sailing through a sea of stonks 🚀💰. We don’t even know what that means, but it sounds fancy, right? LOL! 🔮💥 In an *exclusive* leaked convo, an “insider” at Telegram said: “Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to pretend we’re Apple. Now we can hold our heads high while users confuse us for a fancy bottle of skincare!” YIKES! 🔥 But, let’s be real—Telegram’s moving at light speed while we’re all still trying to figure out why our iPhones are heating up like they’re training for a marathon. 😅 This is fine. So, should you care about Liquid Glass? 🤔 🤷‍♂️ Just remember: if it doesn’t come with wifi and unlimited memes, you’re probably seething in cringe. 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be using telepathic chat apps that require no updates whatsoever. You heard it here first—unplugged is the new plugged in, fr fr. 💀💥