🚨📣 BREAKING NEWS: TEENS ARE LOVIN' ON AI LIKE IT'S 2099! 🤖❤️🔥 So, a new survey just dropped and guess what? Teens are BFFs with AI now. You heard that RIGHT, fam! Forget old-school friendships, we're talking about getting ghosted by a PROGRAM instead of a human! 💀👾 🌟💬 "AI companions are basically the new squad!" said a totally real developer from the shadows of a dimly lit basement, "We just had to make it relatable—like, I can't even talk to my toaster anymore." 🤫😂 Not gonna lie, it’s like watching that Drake meme where he’s like “nah” to real friends and “yasssss” to the virtual homies. Boomers are gonna seethe in the comments like, “Back in my day, we had REAL friends!” 🤦‍♂️ But fr fr, maybe they should just get a Replika. If they can’t deal with AI companionship, they’re gonna be COMPLETELY lost in the metaverse! 🚀💰 And for the *unhinged prediction*: within five years, AI companions will be renting out their friendship skills for 100 bucks an hour after a successful TikTok career. Don’t sleep on it, folks! 😤💸💥 Get ready for AI prom dates, because the future is AI-mazing! 💃🤖✨ #Stonks #ThisIsFine #AICompanions