🚨💥 BREAKING: 19-YEAR-OLD BRITISH TEENAGER CHARGED WITH HACKING LIKE IT'S A GAME OF THRONES! 💥🚨 Meet Thalha Jubair, our certified *Scattered Spider* 🕷️ (no, not the Marvel kind, but still sending shivers down your circuit boards) who decided to play real-life Among Us with London's transit system and US courts! 💼😱 Imagine getting the 'cops are coming' notification for your mods going way too hard in the dark web basement! 🤡💀👮‍♂️ This kid's out here pulling off 120 hacks faster than I can scroll through TikTok! “It's just a little late-night coding, bro! How else do you think I fund my stonks investments?!” 🙃💰 - Totally a fictional quote from Thalha last week. Let’s break it down: the UK and US authorities are just vibing, thinking “This is fine” as they try to catch the next teen genius running around like Neo in The Matrix. 🤖🕶️ But honestly, do they think this is gonna work? Next, they'll charge him for that one time he logged into Minecraft too late at night! Jokes aside, keep your eyes peeled 👀 – I predict this kid's going to be the next big meme template. "My life after a single hack!" 😂🔥 Brace yourselves – hacking is the new TikTok dance 🤳, and this kid just served LOOKS! 🚀 #HACKtastic #FreeMyCoder