🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Instagram is BACK... with ICONS that most of us will NEVER GET TO USE! 💀🤡 Get ready to spiral, fam, ‘cause Meta's just crafted *six* new app icons that only a select few of those "chosen ones" can sport on their home screen. Talk about FOMO! 😩✨ Imagine this: you're vibing with your basic ol’ Instagram logo while your teenage cousin is rolling in the stonks with a shiny new icon that screams, "I’m cooler than you!" 😂💅 *Cue Drake pointing meme* But let’s be honest... if you’re over the age of 16, you’re probably excluded from this exclusive club, right? 🤷‍♂️ So what's the tea? Are we just meant to cope and seethe while Gen Z flexes their sweet new app art? This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥 "I mean, what’s next? Paying for a virtual crown to go along with your new “badass” icon?" a Meta dev probably said in between selling their soul for engagement metrics. 🤖💰 So here’s my completely unhinged prediction: Instagram's going to roll out a new feature where you can ONLY change your app icon when you post a RESPECTFUL pic of your avocado toast. 🍞🥑🚀 Fr fr, get ready for this chaos, or just uninstall and start using MySpace again. #MetaMadness #IconicCrisis #ShareThePain! 🤪💔