Yo, get ready to flip your script, fam! 🤖🔥 The robots are coming for your burgers AND your jobs! 🍔💀 So, like, tech is out here giving teens the boot while also prepping to have robots stocking shelves at stores like your local 7-11. Srsly, we’re talking about AIs flexing their shelf-scanning skills like they just dropped the hottest mixtape. 🎤💥 Remember those shelf-scanning robots Walmart had back in the day? Yeah, they ghosted those like an ex on Instagram. 😂 But hold up! 🛑 The tech has upgraded! Think of 'em as the Galaxy Brain of retail, while our teens are left crying "where’s the stonks?!" 📉💸 A leaked quote from an "unnamed Walmart exec" (aka my friend Steve who plays too much Fortnite) said, "We’ll have robots doing the teens’ jobs so they can focus on TikTok dances and lying about their part-time gigs.” It’s giving cringe vibes, no cap! 🤡🚀 I predict within two years, teens will be applying for jobs in the metaverse while robots are making their midnight snacks. Bros, we might just end up in a real-life episode of "Black Mirror" 💩📺— or worse, "This Is Fine" with a robot chef. Brace yourselves! 🔥💸💀