🚨💥 HOLY CRAP TURNS OUT TED CRUZ IS THE REAL-LIFE SCREAMING MAN FROM THAT MEME 🚨💥😱 So, the Texas Senator and self-proclaimed *'cuz I got a big brain'* 👽 is throwing shade like a sunbather at a pool party, and guess what? It's pointed right at Wikipedia! 📚💔 Yes, you heard that right! Our beloved digital encyclopedia, the place where you go to look up every random fact you never knew you needed, is now being accused of having "IDEOLOGICAL BIAS." 🤡💀 In a letter that probably took longer to write than his coffee break ☕🤡, Cruz claims Wikipedia's got all the liberal vibes while it should be a neutral party like the last slice of pizza (you know it's gonna start a fight). 🍕👀 Leaked developer quote: "If I wanted to get roasted, I would've just posted on r/showerthoughts, fam!" 😂🔥 And don’t even get me started on the thotties over at the Wikimedia Foundation who are probably like "This is fine" with a fire🔥 in the edit logs. But listen to this spicy take: 🤯🤓 What if Cruz is just jealous because he can’t edit his own Wikipedia page to say he’s a “man of the people”? 🤷‍♂️💰 In the end, Ted Cruz could just be chasing clout to match his stonks 📈 meme. 🤪💸 Next up, expect him to challenge Google, claiming that using “DuckDuckGo” is the next big conspiracy. 🔍🚀 Share this chaotic disaster before the internet explodes!!! 💥✨