🎤💥 BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz vs. Wikipedia — The Ultimate Political Showdown! 💔🤖 It’s like watching a toddler try to wrestle a cactus 🌵! Our favorite Cruz control 🚗🚦 is out here claiming that Wikipedia has a *liberal bias*. Y'all, if you think editing a Wikipedia page is political activism, then you MUST think Yelp reviews are national policy discussions. 🤡💀 In a letter dated October 3 (the day before National "I'm Not Mad, Just Disappointed" Day), Cruz penned a love letter📝 to Wikimedia's CEO, Maryana Iskander, begging for clarity. “Wikipedia was supposed to be free and unbiased,” he rants, as if they owe him a medal for showing his grandmother how to Google. 🤦‍♂️ 🔍 🥴 imagine trying to “cancel” a website that literally has a page for “List of fictional cats.” This whole situation is giving me major *this is fine* vibes 🔥🚒, while Wikipedia is just sipping tea like 🐸☕. 📉 “Cruz’s staff is cringing harder than someone who just heard a dad joke,” leaked one developer who totally exists. “Also, he needs to stop confusing Wikipedia with his Twitter feed.” 💀💬 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥🔥: In two weeks, Ted Cruz will be endorsing an *anti-Slayer* Wikipedia page while unironically fighting off edit wars from conspiracy theorists. Remember, when it comes to getting roasted, the Stonks only go up! 💰💸🔥 #meme the bias away 🌐✨