🚨🤖💥 BREAKING: Ted Cruz is out here tryna give AI companies a free pass like it's Black Friday and they’re grabbing all the goodies! 🛒💰 Introducing the “Let the Robots Run Wild” bill, where your favorite tech overlords can apply for two-year regulatory exemptions! 🥳 It’s like letting kids run a candy store but the kids are actually souped-up algorithms and Skynet is the manager. 🍬⚡️ 💥 Consumer groups are like “Bro, this is fine” while they sip their coffee as the robots prepare to take over! ☕️💀 Can you imagine a world where your toaster prompts you for a ransom before toasting your bread? 🤖🔥 📅 Leaked chat from a developer: “Yo, if Cruz thinks this will make AI safer, he’s CRINGE. 🚫💁‍♂️ We just wanna automate the meme creation process, not take over the world.” 🤡🚀 So, if you thought the future was bleak, just wait! We’re about to make Gandalf’s “You shall not pass” look like a light suggestion while Elon sends us all to Mars. 🌌🔥 Look out for AI-funded beach vacations coming to a dystopian future near YOU! 🌴💀 **Unhinged Prediction:** 🥴 In just 5 years, AIs will be running Congress 🤯, and all our politicians will just be holograms doing TikTok dances! #Stonks 🚀📈