🚨💥 Hold on to your GPUs, folks! Techmeme just hit the big TWO-OH, and it's still rocking that 2005 aesthetic like it's auditioning for a time travel romance 😂. Yep, you read that right—while we zoom into the future, Techmeme's like "Nah, fam, I’m vibing in my mom’s basement!" 🚀💻 First of all, who’s still reading this relic of the internet? A daily congregation of almost 100K tech nerds, including some of the wealthiest overlords of Silicon Valley 👑🤑. Like, fr fr, it's giving "I’m not a regular CEO, I’m a cool CEO" vibes. 🤵‍♂️✨ But wait—are they actually reading, or just flexing on LinkedIn? "Yeah, I subscribe to *Techmeme*, totally know what's poppin'—also I haven’t upgraded my haircut since 2015." 🤡✂️ And can we talk about the AI boom? It’s like Techmeme found a way to dodge every trend while everyone else is undergoing existential crises! “You want updates on the latest AI? Yeah, check out my sweet Web 1.0 layout.” 💀📉 Rumor has it the devs behind this time capsule keep a shrine to the late 2000s in the break room 🗿. “Why fix what ain’t broke?” they say, as they sip their overpriced artisanal coffee in their cargo shorts. 🤣 🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2030, Techmeme’s gonna turn into a digital museum where you can scroll through articles on floppy disks while doing the stonks meme dance. This is fine! 💥💾💃