🚨🎉 *BREAKING: TechMeme Turns 20, Still Reliving 2003* 🎉🚨 So TechMeme just hit the big TWO-OH 🥳, and it’s basically the digital equivalent of your dad’s *cringe* Facebook posts 😬. Like, we all know it’s still the GOAT for tech news aggregating, but let’s be REAL—I swear the site time-traveled from the early 2000s with that layout. I mean, can we get a glow-up? 🕵️‍♂️💻 In a secret leak 🤫, TechMeme’s founder, Gabe Rivera, reportedly said, “Why change perfection? We’re basically a retro chic vibe now.” *The audacity!* Meanwhile, while 100,000 techies sip their overpriced lattes and scroll through headlines that look like they’re from a school project, the rest of us are over here trying to decipher the latest discourse on Reddit, Bluesky, AND Mastodon. Like, can we just ALL agree to pick one platform to totally ignore instead? 😂 Drake’s like “No” to outdated designs, but fr fr, TechMeme is the *ultimate* “This is fine” meme that somehow keeps surviving. 🔥💰 **Unhinged prediction**: In 5 years, TechMeme will be run by AI grandpas who still can’t figure out the difference between stonks and stocks. Get ready for your new overlords, folks! 🤖🔥💀