🎡✨🎭 *Tech World Shenanigans Alert!* 🎭✨🎡 Hold onto your keyboards because here’s a hot take that’ll knock your socks off! 🔥 Apparently, techies are *so chill* they are not even job hunting anymore. Like, are they sipping piña coladas instead of coding? 🍹💻🧐 According to some survey by Indeed (aka "Wanna-Be Research Scientists"), only 31% of tech pros are worried about layoffs. Uhhh, if that doesn't scream "This is fine" dog meme, I don’t know what does! 🐶🔥📉 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “I’d rather listen to my server fans whirring than deal with the tech job market. I’m just vibin’ in my cubicle! 🚀💼” Let’s be real—who wants to go back into the horror of *toxic work environments* when you can just scroll through memes instead? 🤡💀 Not to mention, the job market is cringier than a toddler’s first TikTok dance. 💃😬 With stonks crashing and everyone coping with AI taking over (but also definitely not taking over?!), it’s clear that tech talent is in full “staycation” mode. 🤪🤑 My unhinged prediction? Next year, we’ll all be *professional meme creators*, and coding will become an underground sport like extreme ironing! 🏆📊💰 Share this chaos. Let your friends know the tech world is just chilling, fam! 🍕✨🚀