🚨🎉 Y’all, BREAKING NEWS from the land of INK and TECH! 💉💻🎨 Tattd just hit us with a wild collab that has the startup scene buzzing harder than a coding bootcamp on caffeine! ☕️💥 Picture this: FOUR TechCrunch writers (yes, the folks who report your fr fr cringe startup ideas) just got branded with tattoos LIVE at Startup Battlefield! Talk about a commitment to the grind! 🐉🔥 In a move that screams "we're all in" like Drake pointing at a hot new trend, Tattd set up a mini tattoo parlor right in the Expo Hall. I mean, can we give these writers some stonks for taking their dedication to the next level? 📈💰💁‍♂️ “What’s next? Tattoos of our last failed startup ideas?” one alleged developer said while doing their best “this is fine” emoji impression. 😂💀 These ink-slinging tech savants are officially inked for life—no cap! Tattd basically just turned journalists into living, breathing NFTs. 🚀💩 Buzzfeed quizzes, prepare for the tattoo edition! 🚨 Hot take: Soon, every startup will need a tattooed spokesperson! The heated debate over fonts will be replaced by "Did you get the sleeve or just the ankle piece?” So, if you're not inking deals, are you even in tech?! Get ready for the tat market to blow up like it’s a new cryptocurrency! 🍕👽 Share this chaos and let’s discuss which startup will be next to sell you branded tattoos! 🎨🤖