🚨📢 **BREAKING: TechCrunch GETS IMPOSTERED! 😳💀** Prehistoric times were easier than this! So here’s the tea ☕️: Fake accounts are sliding into DMs like they’re the next influencer dropping a "How to get rich quick" tutorial. 🤑 These clowns out here pretending to be TechCrunch reporters 💃, reaching out to companies like it’s a Tinder swipe right. Swipe left on that cringe, fam! 🤢 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, they’re probably trying to sell Bitcoin to my grandma! 🤦‍♂️💸" Like, bro, where’s the integrity? 🤖💔 These wannabe tech journalists are over here crafting messages smoother than a buttered-up keyboard, and we just can’t! Drake is *definitely* pointing at your cringe-worthy attempts to “network.” 😂🚫 Like, “This is fine!” meme levels of chaos happening right now! 🤔 👉 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll all be matching with AI-generated TechCrunch reporters on Bumble. Real talk, get ready for **TechBae** to slide into your startup’s DMs! 🔥🦾 So next time someone asks if you’re from TechCrunch, remember: Check for the verified badge or else tell them to SEETHE! 💥🔥 #TechCrunchScamSzn