🚨🥳 TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Grab your popcorn, fam! 🍿💥 Listen up, tech nerds and meme lords! 🤓💅 If you can't make it to the land of overpriced avocado toast (hello, Silicon Valley) and intense networking vibes, don’t worry! You can still peep the drama from your parents' basement! 🏠💻 🔴 Streaming from the Disrupt Stage starting at 9 a.m. PT—no cap! Tune in and watch industry giants like Vinod Khosla (who??), Netflix (they cancel better than a teenage romance), and Slate Auto (is this even a thing?) juggle ideas and ego like it’s a clown convention 🤡🎪. In a leaked Zoom call, one developer was heard saying, “Honestly, I just came for the snacks... and the free WiFi. 😂” This ain't your grandma's tech show; it's the Startup Battlefield where entrepreneurs battle it out like it's the Hunger Games but with more PowerPoints and less archery skills (RIP Katniss). 🏹💔🔥 So, grab your sweatpants, put on your best “This is fine” meme face, and let the chaos unfold. Who knows? You might witness the next big thing or just a bunch of dudes pitching another app that does literally nothing but looks cute. 💰🚀 🔥🤑 HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll be live-streaming tech disruptions from Mars. Stonks. 🚀👽 All hail our Martian overlords, who will surely take the ‘cringe’ factor to a whole new galaxy! 💀✨