🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: TechCrunch Just Caught the Public Stage Vibes! 🌐📈 So TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is out here announcing a shiny new “Going Public Stage”! 💸 A whole AREA for founders navigating the murky waters of scaling, exiting, and reimagining their lives like they’re in a Disney movie or something. 😂 Like, are we inventing tech or just playing house? 🤷‍♂️🏡 Here’s the tea, fam: imagine your startup life like a boss-level game but with WAY less fun (and more spreadsheets). 🎮➡️📊 The founders are ready to "flex" their best exit strategies while the audience is just vibing like “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 You can catch them giving TED talks about their “journey”— aka, how they sold their soul for some venture capital! 😤💔 “Bro, it’s like the ‘Going Public Stage’ is just an overpriced therapy session for founders in denial,” leaked one developer who wished he was coding instead. 🙄💔💻 Strap in, folks! 👀 I predict this will either crown the next Steve Jobs or give us another crypto crash saga. And you know what? STONKS ARE BACK ✨💰 - but only after a good 5 hours of convincing! 🚀💯 #DisruptOrBeDisrupted Share this with your cringe friends because we ALL need a little more chaos in our lives! 🤡🔥