🚨🎉🤑 Y'ALL, WAKE UP! TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 just dropped the ultimate meme generator: the *Going Public Stage*! Like, do we really need another fancy tech stage??? 🤡💤 💡💸 Imagine a stage where all the founders cry on each other's shoulders about their “complex” journeys from startup to IPO—yawn! This is basically the “This is fine” dog on repeat 🐶🔥 while investors ghost faster than your last Tinder match! But hey, it’s an *authentic* experience, right? 🔍👀 "Yeah, I can't wait to listen to 300 pitches about 'revolutionizing the toilet paper industry,'” said some highly-skeptical developer who probably still uses a flip phone. "Stonks? More like stonks, please!" 📉🤣 And get this: they’re gonna discuss “early traction” as if it’s not the same word salad we’ve heard since 2003. Drake meme: “This is fine” *vs* “Make tech great again.” 🔮😵‍💫 Hot take incoming: By 2026, founders will be pitching their companies from inside VR headsets while eating avocado toast made by AI 🤖🥑. Someone call Elon, he’s gonna need a new side hustle! Buckle up, fam, 'cause TechCrunch Disrupt just turned into a viral circus, and we’re all front row! 🚀🔥📈 #TechMemeMadness