🚨🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, tech geeks! It’s time for the annual cringe-fest known as TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, where million-dollar ideas meet IKEA-level furniture and *this is fine* memes! 🤡🔥 Let’s dive into the madness! 💻💸 First up, if you can't be there IRL to bask in the glow of hipster tech bois and overpriced lattes, fear not! You can LIVE-STREAM it if you’ve still got a Wi-Fi signal strong enough to download an NFT of a potato! 🥔💥 But wait—what’s that? 🤔 The Startup Battlefield finale is back! Prepare for the most dramatic pitch battle since the last time your friend attempted to “impress” during their Tinder date. You know what I’m talking about. 🤭💔 🚀 Expect to see Cluely, Solana, and SF's Mayor trying to pretend they’re not really just here to collect social media clout. "This is fine" when they realize they can't even spell "blockchain" without Googling it first! 🤖💀 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just wanted to show off my cool new hoodie that costs more than my car.” So grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare for the inevitable cringe! My hot take? By 2025, we'll all be working for a dystopian A.I. overlord, and the only Disrupt we’ll know is the “disruption” of our sanity! 🤪🔥 #TechTruths #Stonks