🎉🧙‍♂️ Yo tech fam, buckle up because TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to drop the most underwhelming agenda since the last Windows update! 🚀💃💤 So, apparently we’re getting some “exciting” breakout sessions on AI 🤖, fundraising 💰, and... *checks notes* WORKFLOWS? Like, bruh, that's the adulting equivalent of watching paint dry. 🎨💀 “Come watch us teach you how to organize your emails! It’ll be *lit*! 🔥” Yeah, no cap, pure cringe energy. And here’s the kicker: they want you to fork over up to $444 to learn how to shuffle papers and pretend you know what M&A means! 🤡💸 Meanwhile, I can teach you that for free while watching this is fine dog 🔥🐶. 🔥 But hurry! Register before October 27, or you’ll miss out on that 60% discount for dragging your friend along. I mean, who doesn’t want to pay to suffer together? 😂 👾 Leaked Developer Quote: “Tbh, I’d rather get my wisdom teeth pulled than attend another session on AI chatbots!” 💥 Hot Take: In a year, we’ll be so deep in metaverse shenanigans we’ll forget real-life networking ever existed. 🤯 Stonks? More like your sanity dropping faster than your wifi signal in a basement! 🥴 Share this chaos, or get ready for the cringe-fest of your lifetime! Let's gooooo! 🚀✨