🎉🚀 Grab your virtual wallets and prepare for some *serious* cringe, because the AI Stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to make us question our entire existence! 🤖💀 Happening Oct 27-29 in the land of tech dreams (San Francisco, duh!), this event is like the Avengers gathering, but for people who say "machine learning" with a straight face. 😬💼💰 Imagine a bunch of socially-awkward nerds on stage claiming they’ll teach us how chatbots will soon be our besties. “When the robots take over, I'm still gonna unplug my mic! 🤡😭” — some dude named Gary who clearly didn't get enough attention as a child. #Sad! 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: “I’m here for the free snacks and maybe some generic startup pitch.” – Chad, Lead Engineer. Meanwhile, Karen from PR is just here promoting her new "AI-Powered Emoji Translator." 🙄 But wait, there’s more! You can score passages (yes, you read that correctly) for up to $668 in savings... because who wouldn’t want to pay for a ticket to listen to tech bros explain the *same* thing for three days straight? 💸 🔥💥 **Prediction Alert**: By 2025, there will be *so* many AI-powered cats that they’ll literally run for office, and we will all be voting with our NFTs. No cap, fr fr. Buckle up, it’s gonna get weird! #StonksOrNoStonks! 💥🤯