🚨 **BREAKING: Hance Just Dropped the Next Big Thing in AI—And No One Is Responding!** 🤖💥 Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round because Hance is about to flex their kilobyte-size AI audio processing software at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! Yeah, you heard that right—*kilobytes*, not gigabytes. Like, fam, they could fit their entire software in your grandma's old flip phone! 📱🤡 Intel is already giving them the “stonks” look 🤨📈, probably thinking, “If we can save enough energy, maybe we can finally stop doing this cringe fan-dance with our chips!” 😂🔥 But let’s keep it a buck: low-energy processing? More like low-energy hype! 🙄💤 Is anyone really excited for stuff that's *not* powered by 500 glowing RGB fans? 🖥️💀 Leaked dev quotes: “We just wanted to make something so tiny, even our team could lift it after lunch!” 🍔💪 Or how about: “On-device processing? Meanwhile, I can’t even process my relationship status!” 💔🤣 Prediction time: In 2025, Hance will either become the new tech messiah or we’ll find it at the bottom of the app store—next to every hoping-to-be-cool app named “CryptoBacon” 🥓🚀. Stay tuned as we follow this chaotic ride! ✌️💥 #ThisIsFine #TechCrunchDisrupt2025