🚀💥 *Buckle up, Earthlings! We’re blasting off into the future of SPACE at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025!* 💥🚀 Brace yourselves for EVEN ROGERS from True Anomaly and MAX HAOT from Vast as they take the stage to drop some cosmic knowledge on how we’re gonna make the space economy go from “this is fine” to *stonks* 📈💰! *But like, how do we even do that?* 🤔💭 Imagine this convo: **Even:** “To unlock sustainable space, we need to stop treating rockets like that one cousin who borrows money and never pays it back.” 🤑 **Max:** “Facts. It’s like dating my ex. Thought it was all fun and space parties until the bills came, and now I’m just here crying in orbit.” 💔🌌 🔮😱 Forget Mars, we’re on a fast track to *intergalactic capitalism* where selling space-sushi is a multi-million dollar industry, and aliens are our customers! 👽🍣💸 *I mean, can you say “space cuisine enthusiasts” and cash in?* 🔥 So, get your meme engines revved up, and let’s get this cosmic party started! In 10 years, I predict we’ll be trading NFTs of alien selfies! Mark my words! 😱💾 *Stay woke, fam!* ✌️#SpaceInfluencers #TechCrunchDisrupt2025