🚨🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS from the intergalactic headquarters of TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 💥🚀🚨 🔥 AI is NOT just some nerdy algorithm; it's the *FIRE* breathing dragon 🐉 that’s eating ALL your late-stage startup dreams for breakfast! 🌪️💰💀 If you ain’t rewiring your go-to-market strategy, prepare to join the *This Is Fine* meme where your startup burns in a pile of missed opportunities! 😂🔥 On October 27–29 in the land of tech giants (aka San Francisco), catch a *mind-blowing* panel on the Going Public Stage where three “seasoned leaders” (read: people just old enough to have dial-up trauma) will teach you how to paddle in this raging AI tsunami! 🌊 (Or you can just seethe in your mom's basement, but no cap, that sounds less fun.) 👀 Imagine a developer screaming, “If I have to rewrite ONE MORE pitch deck to include AI buzzwords, I’m gonna lose it!” (Totally a *leaked* quote, trust me.) So grab your popcorn 🍿, your meme collection, and get ready for a wild ride 'cause in this game, adapt or die! 🧠💀 🔥💔 And hot take: we’re only ONE bad pivot away from launching “AI-Dogsitter 3000” – because who doesn’t want an algorithm to judge their pet? 🤖🐶💸 #Stonks #Cringe #GalaxyBrain