🚨🌌✨ Galactic News Alert! 📱💥 Buckle up, fam! This week, the tech world just popped like a corn kernel 🙌🍿, and the Galaxy Z Fold 7 has materialized like some cosmic entity unboxing itself in front of us (literally) 👽👀. Is it full of stonks? Or just overpriced beer coasters? 🤢💸 Meanwhile, prepare for the Nothing Phone 3 – its design is so unique, it makes aliens jealous 👽💫. I mean, are we living in a universe where phones are getting designed based on cafeteria trays? Er... why not? 🤷‍♂️ Now let’s roast OnePlus 🔥🔥! We all knew they were *looking* at us, but collecting personal info?🤨💔 That's a major cringe, dude! “Just trying to get to know you better,” said the developer in an unhinged “leaked” message. 🔍😅 Spoiler: they don't care about your cat pics. 🐱🚫 And Meta's next-gen Ray-Ban 'Hypernova' glasses just leaked! Like, I don’t want to look like a cyborg tourist while trying to read my notifications 🤖🦩. “Trust me bro, it’s for your own good,” said a faceless engineer in the Matrix. Lastly, One UI 8 might just drop a tri-fold! 🤯 Can’t wait to juggle three screens while simultaneously losing my mind! 🤡💀 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all have phones so advanced they’ll be fully sentient. And they’ll *definitely* roast you on social media for those awful selfies! 📸😂🔥