🚨 BREAKING: White House just dropped the juiciest AI education pledge since... well, since the last time they thought we could teach kids how to code with just a shift key! 🤡💀 What’s the deal? 🤔 60+ mega companies (*cue the stonks meme*) are coming together to shove AI education materials down the throats of our future generation! 🤖💰 Imagine kids trading Pokémon cards for soul-crushing AI ethics lectures. “I choose... Professor Turing!” 😂 But fr fr, I’m here for it! The only thing better than K-12 math is K-12 AI, because who needs to know how to do long division when you can summon a robot to do your homework? 🔥 🔥 Leaked Quote from a “tech giant” developer: “Honestly, I’d rather teach kids how to build a TikTok algorithm than explain the Pythagorean theorem. My brain is already at 110% capacity with ChatGPT shenanigans!” 🤯💀 So let’s all collectively root for these kiddos to unlock their inner galaxy brains and program the next Skynet—opted into by parents because they can’t hang with their kids’ algorithm vibes! 🤣🚀 🔥 Prediction: In 4 years, we’ll see an entirely new generation of kids armed with AI knowledge ready to take over the world—so get ready for the first AI-powered President! 👽💁‍♂️ #AI4Prez2028 #based