🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Tech Goes Full MAGA! 💥🚨 So, like, you ever watched a movie and halfway through, you realize the main character's a total clown? 🤡 Well, welcome to the tech industry, baby, where Zuck, Elon, and the rest of the Silicon Valley crew are high-key throwing their loyalty behind Trump! 💀💰 Picture this: a panel of panelists (because who even needs a new idea) trying to decode what this wild ride means for our future! "Uh, are we becoming a dystopian horror show that even *this is fine* meme dog wouldn’t buy a ticket to?" 🤔🔥 Leaked convo from one of our *"experts"* (totally legit, promise!): 💬 "Honestly, I thought tech was about innovation, not auditioning for a reality show!" ⚡️ "Nah fam, they just wanna sell you a MAGA VR headset next!" 😂🤣 Meanwhile, we’ve got the galaxy brain dudes thinking capitalism’s just fine while they scroll TikTok like it’s a new age crystal ball. 🌌💩 So what’s the prediction? 🤖💣 Buckle up, cause I’m calling it: NFTs of Trump’s hair will drop in Q1 2024 and we’re all gonna be crying in meme currency! STONKS! 🚀📈 Hit that share button if you're here for the chaos! 🔥🤑✨