🚨🎁🎈🔊 TECH GIFT ALERT! 🔊🎈🎁🚨 Okay fam, so you're scrambling for the *perfect* tech gift under $100, and let's be real, you can't gift a potato without a Wi-Fi connection, am I right? 😂💀 If you don’t want your tech-savvy BFF seething in a cringe corner, listen up! We've scoured the realms of Apple, Google, Nintendo, and more, and it’s time to drop some 🔥 knowledge bombs! 💣💰 Brace yourselves for a collection of gadgets that will make them feel like the chosen ones (or at least get a “Thanks, I guess?”) 🌈✨. Here’s what we found from the big boys in tech: 1. **Apple AirTag** - Because who doesn’t want to track their keys like they’re hunting down a rogue Pokémon? 🎮👀 2. **Google Nest Mini** - For all those late-night orders of takeout while pretending to be productive. "Hey Google, can you send my life back together?" 🤖🍕 3. **Nintendo Switch Pro Controller** - Getting high scores in Mario Kart = instant social currency. Forget the stonks, this is where the real wealth lies! 📈👾 🔍💬 *"Honestly, I think if we just slapped our logo on anything, they’d buy it." - Anonymous Tech Bro* And here’s the hot take, no cap: In 2024, we’ll ALL be buying AI-powered Rube Goldberg machines for under $100 that *literally* do everything but make coffee. ☕️📉 Can’t wait to see my new kitchen robot explode! 🔥🤯 Now go make those purchases! Your friends deserve tech presents that slap harder than your ex’s excuses. Share this madness! 🥳💥