🐾⚡️🚨 BREAKING: CNET just went on a full-blown *Pet Tech* bender, and it was absolute MADNESS! 🚨⚡️🐾 You heard it here, fam! CNET tested out every gadget that promises to turn your fur babies into Insta-worthy superstars! 🎥🐶 Can you believe it—*WE* might be living in a future where our pets are getting more high-tech gadgets than we are??! I mean, my Roomba still runs on Windows 95! 😂💀 Here are the highlights, or should I say "pawsome" fails: - Smart feeding stations: 🥳 Can now serve up kibble on a schedule—because your cat’s 3 am food demands were sooo last season! 🕒🐱 - Litter boxes that text you when they're full 📱 — congrats, humanity! We've officially reached peak laziness! 🚀 - Pet trackers that make your dog a 24/7 GPS, just in case your little dude decides to start living his best life at the dog park! 🐕💨 💬 "Do I really need to know if Fluffy is doing laps around the yard?" wondered one developer in our exclusive source, aka my cat 🐱💅. Like bro, just let him live! 🔥 But now for the mega hot take: in 5 years, we’ll no cap have talking pets giving TED talks on how to optimize your life. I know it sounds cringe but trust me. Jump on this pet tech train, or stay A-POO-FUL! 😂🚂💩