BREAKING: Nir Zuk, cybersecurity ninja 🥷 and the mad scientist 💻 behind Palo Alto Networks, has decided to ride into the sunset 🌅 and chill with his retirement pies 🥧. Yup, he’s gone 😱! Like, did he ask for a gold watch or just a lifetime supply of firewall snacks? 🍕🔥 In the ultimate plot twist, CPO Lee Klarich (sounds fancy, right? 😎) is now in charge of the whole shebang as the new CTO. Time to see if he can maintain the cybersecurity magic or if we’re headed for a “This is fine” meme moment. 🔥🐶💬 Lee, you better not turn the firewalls into Swiss cheese, my dude! Leaked developer quote 💬: “We were all like ‘who's gonna keep the hackers at bay?’. But then we remembered, Lee has the ‘stonks’ mentality. 🚀📈” Meanwhile, shareholders everywhere are like Drake pointing left and right. 🤔 “Lee is here, Nir is gone. Sounds based.” Mark my words: in five years, we’ll be talking about how Palo Alto Networks turned into an AI-powered, cyber-loving robot 🦾 running on TikTok dance challenges. 💃🤖💥 Just wait for it... it’s going to be #legendary! 🔮✌️