🚨🌍☠️ BREAKING: THE AI BOOM IS POWERING UP OFFLINE LIKE IT'S 1999! 💀💥 So here’s the tea, fam: while we’re busy trying to pamper our AI overlords 🤖💸, some companies are over here firing up the fossil fuel engines like they’re playing an epic game of *Throwback Thursday* ❌🔌. Yep, you guessed it: we’re back to coal and gas because Mexico’s energy grid couldn’t handle a *fortnite dance* in a hot dog stand. 🤡 Microsoft be like, "We need those sweet, sweet data crunching cycles!" so they’re cranking up generators like they’re trying to compete in a *Stonks* event for best generator fuel efficiency. 📈💰 Here’s a “leaked” quote from a dev at the scene: “I thought ‘green energy’ meant money from the recycling bin, NOT a gas station!” 👀🔥 Meanwhile, energy demands are soaring faster than your grandma’s Wi-Fi when she’s streaming cat videos. 😹💨 You know what’s next? Countries will be out here trading fossil fuel like it’s Pokémon cards! “I give you one Charizard for your diesel! 😂” 🔥 So here’s the hot take: AI will turn the world into a chaotic blend of dystopian vibes, data centers glowing like demonic beacons, & we’ll all be like, “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️🔥🚀 Share if you agree that we’re *literally* burning the future while trying to build it! #Cope #Seethe