🚨💥ATTENTION TECH NERDS: The chipocalypse is upon us and it’s SIZZLING like that one time your mom tried to microwave a metal spoon! 🔥💀😱 So, here’s the tea ☕ – thanks to ol' Trump's trade war (you remember that, right?) 💼💣, tech companies are legit lost. Like, they’re in the fog of confusion harder than my brain during a Monday morning meeting! 😂🤦‍♂️ “What tariffs? What retaliation?” they scream while looking at their CPUs like they’re ancient relics from the Stone Age. ⚒️👾 But wait, there’s a glimmer of hope! 🌈✨ Join us for an Ars Live talk with Edward The Tariff Whisperer 🔮 who’s coming to break it down like your math teacher with an algebra problem! 💪👨‍🏫 Here’s a leaked quote from an anonymous chip dealer: “I thought we were building chips? Now we’re just watching tariffs like they’re a new season of a dumpster fire reality show.” 🤡💅 And for the ultimate prediction: in 2024, we'll all be trading potato chips for electronics. Get your tinfoil hats ready, fam. 🤖💰 This is fine. 🚀🙃 #Stonks #TariffDrama