🔥💀 **Tech CEOs Swoon Harder than Your Ex at a High School Reunion** 💀🔥 In a plot twist that even Netflix couldn’t sell, a gaggle of tech overlords gathered in the White House last night for a dinner apparently sponsored by *The Most Clownish Praise for Trump* Corporation. 🤡 You heard me right! Microsoft’s MVP, Satya "I Threw Out My Back Fawning" Nadella, literally jingled Trump’s bells over AI policies like he’s auditioning for a *Dancing with the Stars* reboot! 😳💃 📈 **BREAKING: AMD’s Lisa Su praises Trump's policies like they’re the new iPhone!** 🙌 “So much acceleration,” she said, probably eyeing that sweet government contract. 🤔 Meanwhile, Oracle’s Safra Catz looked at Trump like he’s the last slice of pizza at a dev meet-up, raving about unleashing “American innovation” like it’s not just another Tuesday! 🍕🚀 Sam Altman from OpenAI chimes in with a “OMG, thanks for being sooo pro-business!” 🤔 Just what we need – Silicon Valley's finest pulling a “Drake pointing” meme towards power and prosperity while the rest of us are stuck making ANOTHER TikTok! 🙄💰 🌌 Cue the developer tears as they quietly whisper: “When did tech become this cringe?” 😬 Time to stock up on AI-based meme generators! **Hot take**: In five years, tech CEOs will form a band called “The Business Bros” and tour the country diagnosing America’s problems one overly-sweet praise at a time. *Stonks* ➡️ 📉🔥💥 Let’s make this go viral, fam! 💀🔥