🚨BREAKING NEWS: Tech CEOs Hit the White House for a Dinner Party! 🍽️👔💰 So picture this: a fancy dinner at the White House, but instead of diplomatic talks, we've got tech CEOs literally fawning over Donald Trump like he's a limited edition NFT, and they're trying to scoop him up before the price skyrockets! 🤡💀💸 👨‍💻**Leaked Developer Quotes:** "Bro, I totally am coding an app called ‘Trump-o-matic 3000’—it’s just a button that sends ‘Thank you, King’ emojis every hour! 😂💖" - Some guy who definitely didn't finish his CS degree. Meanwhile, the CEOs are out here like Drake, pointing at Trump with the “You’re the GOAT” vibe while the rest of us are like 🤨. **This is fine.** 🔥 Can we just talk about how these tech bros seem to think that praising a former president somehow makes their ethical decisions less cringe? Like, did nobody learn the lesson from Galaxy Brain memes? 🚀💭 **Prediction:** In a shocking twist, next year we'll find them trying to create a TikTok dance challenge featuring Trump’s most *epic* quotes. 💃 #StonksOrStinks So remember, if you see a tech bro getting comfy with politics, just know they’re probably only one meme away from a great comeback or a complete meltdown. Seethe, cope, repeat! 🤖💥