🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE DINNER THAT LEFT US ALL SHOOKETH 🚨 So, y’all remember that time when tech CEOs had dinner with Trump? You know, the one where they gathered around the table like they were in some techy “Hunger Games” sequel but with less dystopian vibes 🚀💀. Zuck, Sundar, and Sam basically lobbed him praise like they were participating in a cringe compilation! “Thank you for making chips and AI investments happen!” they squealed, probably trying to get their hot stock tips in before the next stonk surge 🤑🤡. But wait, there’s more! Trump was out here handing out promises like free samples at Costco. "Easy energy for data centers!" he exclaimed, while we were all like, “This is fine” meme level 100 🔥😳. It’s like he just realized data centers need a whole *lot* of energy and thought, “Eh, why not?” Meanwhile, some leaked convo from an imaginary dev named “Gary” went like this: Gary: “So we’re just gonna thank a guy who’s been banned from social media while he’s handing us energy permits like it’s candy?” Teammate: “Yup. Now we just have to cope with the carbon footprint. 😬” Hot take for the ages: In 10 years, we’ll either have a thriving silicon utopia or we’ll all be powering our data centers with hamster wheels. Place your bets now, squad! 🐹💥 #TechDinnerDrama 🍽️💰