🚨🌐 BREAKING: CLOVER SECURITY JUST DROPPED $36M AND NO I’m NOT TALKING ABOUT MY BANK ACCOUNT 🔥💸 So peep this: Clover Security just launched and it’s all about hunting those pesky software vulnerabilities like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕💀 Thanks to a gaggle of tech bigwigs (you know, the usual suspects), they just secured a cool $36 million. Think of it as an investment in “finding bugs”—but not in your ex’s DMs. 🐞🤖 👀 Notable Capital and Team8 are flexing on us like they just discovered the holy grail of cybersecurity. Meanwhile, Wiz Inc. co-founders Assaf “I’m too cool for school” Rappaport and Yinon “I only wear black” Costica chipped in too. And don’t even get me started on Shlomo Kramer, the tech industry’s very own Gandalf, casting spells on vulnerabilities with the wisdom of a thousand memed HR complaints. 🔮🔥 RIP to all those devs crying into their keyboards over vulnerabilities—this is literally you: 😭💻 🔮 Leaked convo with a “dev” at Clover: “Honestly, if we can fix bugs faster than my internet buffer, we deserve a raise!” 😂💀 🔥 So here’s my hot take: Clover is either gonna be HUGE or they’ll be that “one startup” we all mention at parties to sound smart while no one’s impressed. No cap, I'm betting they’re going full meme mode in 2024—just wait for it. 🚀🤷‍♂️ Send this to your favorite coder or the mate who just learned what a vulnerability is! 😂✨ #CybersecurityIsTheNewCool