🔥🚨🛑 Hold onto your keyboards, tech warriors! Today at 2 p.m. ET, ZDNET is dropping a live stream called “Techtember Preview,” and it’s about to be more lit than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call! 💻💥 Join our favorite tech Illuminati: Jason “The Sriracha of Podcasts” Hiner, Kerry “The Data Whisperer” Wan, and Sabrina “Queen of the Clickbait Realm” Ortiz as they break down all the upcoming madness like it’s a TikTok trend! 📈🎤 Expect spicy hot takes on Apple’s next move 💀 (spoiler: new iPhone with 37 camera lenses 🥴), Meta Connect where they pretend to care about the metaverse (this is fine 🔥), and Samsung Unpacked—because who can resist more folding phones that flop harder than a bad TikTok dance? 💔📱 🔥 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, I’m just here for the snacks.” - Some intern at ZDNET 🍕👀 So peep this stream if you want to hear the latest tech gossip, roast some CEOs, and honestly just vibe! 💃🚀 And let’s make a wild prediction: By next week, Apple will announce an iPhone-shaped air fryer because why not? 📱🍟 No cap, this is how the world ends! 🌍💥 #TechtemberChaos #StonksOrTank