💥🔥 BREAKING: Tech Bro Lord of the Rings Edition! 🤖🏦 So, the Silicon Valley Bank took a tumble harder than your grandma on roller skates 🎢💀, and what do the tech billionaires do? They summon the spirit of Bilbo Baggins and *POOF*—WELCOME TO EREBOR BANK, where the deposits are as mythical as a unicorn riding a dragon! 🦄🐲💰 Built by the overlords of cringe—Palmer "I just wanna build a robot army" Luckey and Joe "Data is love, data is life" Lonsdale—this banking venture is serving startups in crypto, AI, and defense! You know, the IMPORTANT stuff—because who needs stable financial systems when you can invest in *actual magic*? 🚀💸 💬 "We're basically creating a financial Middle-Earth, but with more stonks and less orcs," said one anonymous developer when asked about their plans. 🙈 Overall, this is a vibe! But fr fr, let’s be real—it's just tech bros playing D&D with real money! 😭💔 **Prediction:** In exactly 12 months, Erebor Bank will either be the next Bitcoin or become a meme just like that "This is fine" dog in a burning room. 🔥🐶💀 *Tag your fellow crypto wizards and make sure they seethe over this nonsense!* 👇👇👇