📉💔💀 **BREAKING: The Tech Antitrust Renaissance is like your Wi-Fi on a Friday night - SLOW AND RELEASED!** 🚀💰 So, six years ago 📅, the world was shooketh by the legendary chorus of "BREAK UP BIG TECH!" - think of it like that cringey TikTok dance that everyone did last summer, except way less fun 😂. Remember when Congress ACTUALLY cared? Now it's just big companies cashing in while we’re left playing Fortnite in the basement. 🚪🔥 Fast forward to 2023 and it seems like our grand antitrust dreams have been squashed like a cockroach under a new MacBook Pro - sorry Tim, that’s just facts! 🤖💔 President Biden was supposed to be the Robin Hood of the tech world, but it turns out he’s more like that awkward uncle at Thanksgiving who just nods while everyone talks about how cringe TikTok has gotten. In a **totally real leaked convo**, a developer said, "Yeah, we thought they were serious... but it’s just a game of Monopoly where the rich keep getting richer!" 😅🎲 Listen up fam: if you think we’re getting a real tech breakup soon, you might as well be expecting a solid 5G signal under a rock! 🔥📱 **Hot Take:** Within 5 years, we'll all be running our own meme-based tech startups because the big boys are STILL too busy playing them stonks! 📈👾💥💥