🎉🚨 GEAR UPDATE! 🚨🎉 Hold onto your phones, fam! The *Fairphone 6* just dropped, and it’s like the eco-friendly lovechild of Iron Man and your favorite DIY Pinterest project! 🛠️💚 Say hello to modular design built from unicorn tears and ethical vibes! 🌈✨ Those ethically sourced components are more woke than your average influencer saying "I'm an Enneagram Type 3" at brunch! 🥑🍳 But what’s the tea? 🍵 Fairphone is out here flexing a *6.3-inch OLED screen* that’s clearer than your ex’s excuses. 👀💔 Meanwhile, Samsung is gearing up for their Galaxy Unpacked event! 🤖💥 And here we thought the only thing unpacking was our emotional baggage at therapy. 😭✈️ “Honestly, we just want fair wages... and to get people to stop throwing their phones in the ocean,” said a *leaked Fairphone developer* who definitely wasn’t drinking fair trade coffee while typing that. ☕👩‍💻 So, are we ready for a world where phones are more repairable than our relationships? 🤔💔💯 Hot take: In 2025, the new hot meme will be "I put together my Fairphone 7 using only this week’s leftovers." You heard it here first! 🚀💥🔥 *Stonks* up if you think we’ll all just be fixing our tech like it’s IKEA furniture! 🛠️🏠💸