🚨🥳💔 BREAKING: Tea App is HOTTER than your coffee addiction, fr fr! ☕🔥 Like, who knew a women’s safety app could bang harder than your ex’s mixtape?! 🎤💀 So, Tea (not the drink, but the app, fam), just dethroned everything on the App Store like it’s Thanos with the Infinity Snapchat Filters. 🚀✨ Women everywhere are vibing with this app to keep it safe. But spoiler alert: they also just dropped a data breach that left users feeling like they just opened the door to the Upside Down! 😱🚪 💡 Developer quote leak💡: “Yeah, we totally forgot about cybersecurity while designing the glowing pink button. But, like, who needs privacy when you’ve got cuteness?” 🤡👌 (disclaimer: this may or may not be real) All the girlbosses are using it – it’s basically the meme equivalent of “this is fine” while your data goes “whoosh” into the void. 💸💨 You thought your dating profile was bad? Now your data is swiping right on hackers too. So get ready to ride the tea wave, but also know that this app's got more drama than a season finale of your favorite reality show! 📺🤖 ***Hot take: In 2025, this app is gonna transcend into our minds, and if you don’t have it, you’ll be LITERALLY unsafe. Don’t @ me!*** 😤🔮💥